I was looking through my server logs for this page…well, for www.pepperguy.com in general, and someone got here (actually it logged 2 visits) by searching for “may i mambo dog-face to the banana patch”

That’s just so freaking awesome!!

“get that kid out of here, give him a special test!”

“I’ll have a shoe with cheese on it, and I want to massage your grandmother.”

Thank God for Steve Martin!