Kobe, Kobe, Kobe…


The boy is an idiot…but he’ll get off scot-free I’m sure.

Quote from the event:
Kobe: “Sweetheart, I’m sorry I raped that girl. Here’s a 4 million dollar ring. I love you.”
Kobe’s 19 year old wife: “Oh baby, you’re the greatest.”
Kobe: “Thanks baby. I’ve got to go though. I’m meeting, um, some of the guys tonight. Yeah…I’ll be back in a couple days. You take care now…if you miss me, just look at that ring.”
Kobe’s 19 year old wife: “Thank you baby.”