I’m really tired of hearing “Why did the towers really fall?” And, “because of the miscommunication of FDNY and the Police Department, lives were lost.” This is all bullshit. The reason the towers fell a year ago, and the reason people died…whether the final tally would have been 3 or 3000 was because some terrorists hijacked jetliners and flew them into the buildings, PERIOD!

On a related note…I want bagpipes played at my funeral.