Dearly beloved,
We are gathered here today to get through this thing called life
Electric word “life,” it means forever and that’s a mighty long time
but I’m here to tell ya, there’s something else…
The afterworld, a world of never-ending happiness,
You can always see the sun, day or night,
So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills,
You know the one “Dr. Everything’ll Bealright”
Instead of asking him how much of your time is left
Ask him how much of your mind, baby
‘cuz in this life, things are much harder than in the afterworld,
This life, you’re on your own
So if the elevator tries to break you down, go crazy, punch a higher floor!